...well thats actually a bit of an understatement on what i've heard today.
Only reguarding what people have said and not even actions that have happened. XD

Seriously just had to put up a few of these:

"I thaught Emo was a kind of bird" - Ceo (said so cute and innocent)

"Dont worry its not like i was violating you as you slept" - Lauri (strange to wake up to)

"Its not rape...its just surprise sex" - Me

"I like surprises" - Ceo (she wasnt listening to the conversation)

"Where were you last night?" - Yvonne

"Lastnight was so long ago that i forget" - Rick

"Tinkerbell is real...she just kidnaps bold children to work in coal mines" - Me (to my lil cousin)

"Since i like rap does that mean i'd like war?" - Dani (after seeing the CoD:MW2 ad)

"Screw you young people!" - Old lady

"Strupid!...hey i made a new word!" - Megan

"Do you know whats awsome?...Cucumbers" - Lauri


I feel healtier after all that laughter today, Lol. Jk jk. But it was a great day full of laughs, thats just some of them.

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